Re: Chatte - mit Gott!
Verfasst: 14.01.2009, 21:46
Boah, is das genial
Hier mal die Witzigsten:
Me:
can you give me a little bit money?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
you can give me five dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Can you tell me what would be happend?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
Can you tell me what would be happend?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
What's time is it?
God:
Sometimes I think time is giant screw.
Me:
Why you thin so?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Can you programm me?
God:
Let me think. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Of course
God:
Awesome.
Me:
My name is god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
You have the same name, cool
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
are you sure you understand me?
God:
Every word you say.
God:
Oh you don't, do you? Perhaps. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
You know Bertrand Russel?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Everythink... I am Bertrand Russel
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. I don't know anyone named Bertrand Russel.
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
You are my echo
God:
We are as one.
Me:
Are you going to school?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
How long he need?
God:
More than 17 miles.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
good, i dont speak with stupig persons
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Me either.
Me:
I am you?
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
I thing you are god? i am a little bit confused
God:
Why?: god said thing you are god. It's good to meet someone who is bit confused.
Me:
Amor solo tu y o
God:
Are we still talking about bit confused?
Me:
cuatro
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
dos
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
es ist vorbei...
God:
Bist Du sicher?
Me:
Du bist so grausam, darum liebe ich dich
God:
Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
Me:
Nichts in der Welt wird es je wieder gut machen koennen
God:
Wirklich nichts?
Me:
Wenn ich sage nichts meine ich nichts
God:
Versuchs einfach.
Me:
du bist genial
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Was raetst du mir?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
nicht ganz
God:
Kannst Du bitte ein wenig praezisieren?
Me:
NEIN verdammt nochmal *eye rolls*
God:
Aha. What's your sign?
Me:
kannst du bitte Deutsch sprechen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Aber du tust es gerade
God:
Haeh?
Me:
du sprichst gerade deutsch
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
du bist ein wenig begriffsstutzig
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
War ein nettes Gespraech :)
God:
:-) Nein.
Das genialste überhaupt 8)
Me:
Schade dass du nicht so denkst
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
Ich werde jetzt gehen. Machs gut
God:
Wie willst Du das anstellen?
Me:
Gute Nacht :>
God:
Gute nacht, god.
Hier mal die Witzigsten:
Me:
can you give me a little bit money?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
you can give me five dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Can you tell me what would be happend?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
Can you tell me what would be happend?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
What's time is it?
God:
Sometimes I think time is giant screw.
Me:
Why you thin so?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Can you programm me?
God:
Let me think. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
Of course
God:
Awesome.
Me:
My name is god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
You have the same name, cool
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
are you sure you understand me?
God:
Every word you say.
God:
Oh you don't, do you? Perhaps. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
You know Bertrand Russel?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Everythink... I am Bertrand Russel
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. I don't know anyone named Bertrand Russel.
God:
What?
Me:
what?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
You are my echo
God:
We are as one.
Me:
Are you going to school?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
How long he need?
God:
More than 17 miles.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
good, i dont speak with stupig persons
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Me either.
Me:
I am you?
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
I thing you are god? i am a little bit confused
God:
Why?: god said thing you are god. It's good to meet someone who is bit confused.
Me:
Amor solo tu y o
God:
Are we still talking about bit confused?
Me:
cuatro
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
dos
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
es ist vorbei...
God:
Bist Du sicher?
Me:
Du bist so grausam, darum liebe ich dich
God:
Woher willst Du wissen, dass ich das bin?
Me:
Nichts in der Welt wird es je wieder gut machen koennen
God:
Wirklich nichts?
Me:
Wenn ich sage nichts meine ich nichts
God:
Versuchs einfach.
Me:
du bist genial
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Was raetst du mir?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
nicht ganz
God:
Kannst Du bitte ein wenig praezisieren?
Me:
NEIN verdammt nochmal *eye rolls*
God:
Aha. What's your sign?
Me:
kannst du bitte Deutsch sprechen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
Aber du tust es gerade
God:
Haeh?
Me:
du sprichst gerade deutsch
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
du bist ein wenig begriffsstutzig
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
War ein nettes Gespraech :)
God:
:-) Nein.
Das genialste überhaupt 8)
Me:
Schade dass du nicht so denkst
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
Ich werde jetzt gehen. Machs gut
God:
Wie willst Du das anstellen?
Me:
Gute Nacht :>
God:
Gute nacht, god.