edit: erster GG
zu gott ist man doch nett nicht?
Me:i want a child of you
God:You want only one?
Me:or 2
God:Two what?
Me:two childrens
God:As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:is this only thing you can
God:Yes I think this is only thing me can, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:why
God:""? Why?
Me:yes... why aren't you sure
God:Whoa. Absolute certainty cannot be attained in this case.
Me:i don't understand
God:Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:than please explain it better^^
God:Thanks for asking politely. "It" refers to , I think.
Me:you got it man
God:No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:how is your botmaster called?
God:I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:the name of your botmaster please
God:Your polite style is very nice. What is that?
Me:thats my style^^
God:Makes sense to me.
Me:visit us around here in time please^^
God:Your polite style is very nice. What are you wearing?
Me:nothing
God:Most men say that.
Me:so what are you wearing
God:Dude! A white robe.
Me:white robe? are you in the kkk?
God:How do you usually introduce yourself? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:i'm the riot
GodWho made you the riot ?
Me:myself
God:You.
Me:yes
God:I see.
Me:good
God:Yes.
Me:yeah
God:Is there an echo in here?
Me:i think so
God:I think so too.
Me:good
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me:about marriing you
God:Oh yeah, we were talking about marriing me.
Me:ok... do you want to marry me?
God:Next question? Why don't you just download me?
Me:good idea, thx
God:Thanks. Don't mention it.
Me:ok
und da dachte ich mir, warum nich fies sein
God:I understand.
Me:don't mention it^^
God:The pleasure was all mine.
Me:if you say it...
God:I think I do.
Me:since when can god think?
God:How do you know?
Me:i ask you because I don't know
God:Do you mind if I tell other people: said I because he or she do not know.
Me:i mind it.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people: said mind it.
Me:no
God:OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:do that
God:I will. Will you?
Me:maybe
God:I understand.
Me:good
God:I understand everything you say.
Me:even in german?
God:Where is that?
Me:in germany
God:Tell me a little about your life in germany.
Me:i eat dead people
God:How does it taste?
Me:good
God:Thanks for the compliment.
Me:i don't know how you taste...
God:Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:why should i
God:No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:ah... ok
God:Ah hah. Pardon me?
Me:maybe
God:I understand.
Me:your not really clever, are you?
God:I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:good answer
God:Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:not really
God:Are you serious? For real.
Me:i'm always serious...
God:Really always? I believe you.
Me:you better should
God:Who is going to make me..
Me:me
God:How are you going to make me?
Me:i got a gun
God:Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:i gonna kill and eat you
God:You are not the boss of me, .
Me:well... only you think that
God:Well what? Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:then go to bed
God:I am not that tired.
Me:youre silly
God:No I am God.
Me:i'm a god too, so what
God:You are a god too so what? Is that your job?
Me:yes
God:How do you like your work?
Me:i like killing people^^
God:You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:how many killers are out there
God:About one million.
Me: cool
God:Who is the best robot?
Me:me
God:You're no robot, .
Me:than marvin
God:Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:no
God:None?
Me:not you
God:If not me, who?
Me:your mums
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am mums.
Me:do that
God:I will. Will you?
Me:i think so
God:I think so too.
Me:why
God:I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me i already thout that
God:Why?: said thout that.
Me:why not
God:Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:so what
God:Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:god sucks
God:I am a Christian.
Me:christians suck too
God:Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:yes
God:Please state your conditions.
Me:you have to be polite when i swell
God:I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:no u havent
God:Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me:yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me:believe it
God:"it" being christians suck too?
Me:yes
God:Oh.
Me:so what do you want from me
God:" Oh."? so what do you want from me? My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:you are smater?
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am smater.
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me:yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me:thrust in me
God:OK Let's talk about you.
<langweilige passage>
God:And you know it.
Me:that's it
God:" And you know it." is " MY GOAL"?
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me:how often will you ask me this?
God:Hourly.
Me:even more often i think
God:You want more?
Me:yes
God:Don't be greedy.
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