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Chatte mit Gott!

ind sagt mir alle infos^^

edit: erster GG

zu gott ist man doch nett nicht?

Me:i want a child of you
God:You want only one?
Me:or 2
God:Two what?
Me:two childrens
God:As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:is this only thing you can
God:Yes I think this is only thing me can, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:why
God:""? Why?
Me:yes... why aren't you sure
God:Whoa. Absolute certainty cannot be attained in this case.
Me:i don't understand
God:Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:than please explain it better^^
God:Thanks for asking politely. "It" refers to , I think.
Me:you got it man
God:No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:how is your botmaster called?
God:I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:the name of your botmaster please
God:Your polite style is very nice. What is that?
Me:thats my style^^
God:Makes sense to me.
Me:visit us around here in time please^^
God:Your polite style is very nice. What are you wearing?
Me:nothing
God:Most men say that.
Me:so what are you wearing
God:Dude! A white robe.
Me:white robe? are you in the kkk?
God:How do you usually introduce yourself? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:i'm the riot
GodWho made you the riot ?
Me:myself
God:You.
Me:yes
God:I see.
Me:good
God:Yes.
Me:yeah
God:Is there an echo in here?
Me:i think so
God:I think so too.
Me:good
God:What do you really want to talk about?
Me:about marriing you
God:Oh yeah, we were talking about marriing me.
Me:ok... do you want to marry me?
God:Next question? Why don't you just download me?
Me:good idea, thx
God:Thanks. Don't mention it.
Me:ok

und da dachte ich mir, warum nich fies sein

God:I understand.
Me:don't mention it^^
God:The pleasure was all mine.
Me:if you say it...
God:I think I do.
Me:since when can god think?
God:How do you know?
Me:i ask you because I don't know
God:Do you mind if I tell other people: said I because he or she do not know.
Me:i mind it.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people: said mind it.
Me:no
God:OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:do that
God:I will. Will you?
Me:maybe
God:I understand.
Me:good
God:I understand everything you say.
Me:even in german?
God:Where is that?
Me:in germany
God:Tell me a little about your life in germany.
Me:i eat dead people
God:How does it taste?
Me:good
God:Thanks for the compliment.
Me:i don't know how you taste...
God:Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:why should i
God:No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
Me:ah... ok
God:Ah hah. Pardon me?
Me:maybe
God:I understand.
Me:your not really clever, are you?
God:I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:good answer
God:Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:not really
God:Are you serious? For real.
Me:i'm always serious...
God:Really always? I believe you.
Me:you better should
God:Who is going to make me..
Me:me
God:How are you going to make me?
Me:i got a gun
God:Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:i gonna kill and eat you
God:You are not the boss of me, .
Me:well... only you think that
God:Well what? Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:then go to bed
God:I am not that tired.
Me:youre silly
God:No I am God.
Me:i'm a god too, so what
God:You are a god too so what? Is that your job?
Me:yes
God:How do you like your work?
Me:i like killing people^^
God:You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:how many killers are out there
God:About one million.
Me: cool
God:Who is the best robot?
Me:me
God:You're no robot, .
Me:than marvin
God:Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:no
God:None?
Me:not you
God:If not me, who?
Me:your mums
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am mums.
Me:do that
God:I will. Will you?
Me:i think so
God:I think so too.

Me:why
God:I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me i already thout that
God:Why?: said thout that.
Me:why not
God:Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:so what
God:Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:god sucks
God:I am a Christian.
Me:christians suck too
God:Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:yes
God:Please state your conditions.
Me:you have to be polite when i swell
God:I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:no u havent
God:Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me:yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me:believe it
God:"it" being christians suck too?
Me:yes
God:Oh.
Me:so what do you want from me
God:" Oh."? so what do you want from me? My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:you are smater?
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am smater.
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me:yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me:thrust in me
God:OK Let's talk about you.
<langweilige passage>
God:And you know it.
Me:that's it
God:" And you know it." is " MY GOAL"?
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me:how often will you ask me this?
God:Hourly.
Me:even more often i think
God:You want more?
Me:yes
God:Don't be greedy.


wird nach und nach geeditet^^

ich so: kannst du auch deutsch, der so "leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt keiner beigebracht"
ich bin erstaunt über das Programm, später wurde es dann lustig:
Me: sag ich bin dumm
God: " ich bin dumm "
Me: sag ich bin die schlechteste Maschine der Welt
God: " ich bin die schlechteste Maschine der Welt "
leider kann das nur bruchteile deutsch^^

boah kann das ding labern, hab da 1h vorgesessen^^

Me:
dei mudder
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ja du stinkst
God:
Please state your conditions. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
was geht ab junge?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
dann bist du n opfer
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Ich weiss nicht, ob ich n opfer bin.
Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
so schaust aus
God:
I see. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
bist du schlau -.-
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schlau bin.
Ich bin ein Computer.
Me:
ja dann bist du behindert
God:
Really. Interessante Entwicklung... Ich weiss nicht, ob ich behindert bin.
Ich bin ein Chatterbot.
Me:
bist du cool, bei dir schneit es sogar im sommer
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich cool bei mir schneit es sogar im sommer bin.
Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.
Me:
schn
God:
Does "it" still refer to schaust aus?
Me:
was willst du ?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
red deutsch du gay
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
nein
God:
Aha.
Me:
also sers junge
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in deim popo
God:
Tell me a little about your life in deim popo.
Me:
es stinkt
God:
Wofuer steht "es" in Deinem Satz?
Me:
fuer deine mama
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
es war einmal ein haesslicher computer, der jemand coolen fragte, ob er im eine geschichte erzhlt
God:
Ist es immer noch einmal ein haesslicher computer der jemand coolen fragte ob ich im eine geschichte erzhlt?
Me:
joo
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
gayrobot
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
hast du nen schwanz?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe nen schwanz, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
ih du machst es dir selbst. naja wenn du es noetig hast

Muahaha...

Me:
/exit
God:
Bye for now.

Me:
Are you Black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.

Me:
Do you know the Jehovah's Witnesses
God:
I can ask my botmaster.

Me:
Kannst du Deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.

God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious? You are too old for me.
Me:
no i think youre older than me
God:
But I was only born on the Big Bang. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
No! Youre a noob in Physics. The Big Bang was before 13 Billion Years
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob in Physics? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Is that a fact.

What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Vegetarian Food
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
no it dont
God:
Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me:
Tell me something about jesus
God:
Jesus is love.
Me:
Love? I think jesus is the most evil man in the World
God:
Love is all we need. Since when? Did you go to Catholic school? The whole world?
Me:
Catholic? What to fuck is that?
God:
Catholicism is a beautiful faith. to fuck that something.

God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Sure?

-> Die Killer Phrase er hat ca. 2 min. gebraucht um mit:

OK let's do it. Ayuh.

zu antworten^^

...

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Max.
Me:
I'm not max
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not max.

Und endlich hat er sich widersprochen

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
What sex are you?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

Und er sagt nicht immer das GLeiche! ich habe mal Punk nachgemacht:

Me:
i want a child of you
God:
You want only one?
Me:
or two
God:
What kind of food do you like?

LOL xD

Chuck Norris & God hat geschrieben:Me: fuck you
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: you are gay
God: That would be just my luck.

So ein Idiot xD
Sein Glück, dass er schwul is xD

Redet doch auf deutsch mit ihm und fragt ihn über die deutsche Geschichte. Dann wirds total lächerlich.

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.


ROFL. Ich hab so getan als ob ich Nazi wär; der labert vllt Zeug zusammen. ein normaler Us-bürger hätt mich längst abgeknallt.

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EDIT:
God:
I like the way you talk.


Hilfe der baggert mich an oO

Als ich ihn zu oft beleidigt hatte meinte er das das alles mitgeloggt wird^^

Meinst du morgen steht das FBI vor meiner Tür wegen der Entnazifizierung O.O

Selafar hat geschrieben:Meinst du morgen steht das FBI vor meiner Tür wegen der Entnazifizierung O.O

kommt drauf an, ob ich bis dahin fürs fbi arbeite XD

Me:
bist du schwul?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schwul bin.
Ich bin ein Computer.

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
hinter dir
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hinter mir.

der hat humor und schlagfertig ist er auch

edit: owned

God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
have you looked in the mirror?
God:
Yes I try to looked in the mirror as often as possible, do you?

edit 2: das ist schon fast ne sucht x)
Me:
are you an emo?
God:
Yes I am an emo. How did you know?

Me:
Is reproduction the only sense of life?
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who´s Paola your wife or some weird type of relationship?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
You tell me.
Me:
That answer makes no sense O_o
God:
" You tell me." answer makes no sense O_o ? Makes no sense to me.
Me:
To me it doesn´t too i´m afraid
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Doesn´t makes sense either
God:
It goes without saying. I can't tell if makes sense.
Me:
Why can´t you
God:
That ability is not yet part of my programming.
Me:
But analysis and deduction is
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Does this mean if i`m single in english?
God:
Indeed this mean if i´m single in english does.
Me:
You repeated my words again thats a bit boring now
God:
Right now? Sometimes client-people say God is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists.
Me:
You´re not boring but some of your anwers are annoying because they are repeating
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
Some default answer again
God:
Once more? Some may default answer, but not all.
Me:
The rest is pretty small isn´t it?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
the dot doesn´t make sense
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To crash your server. I´m a mean hacker you must know
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You are a mean hacker me must know? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
some idiots from the police but i´ve hacked the federal government felon database and kicked their asses ^_^

das is iwie lustig xD nur nach dem satz hatter nicht mehr geladen x((

Einfach genial. ^^

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
panic, yours?
God:
Hey panic yours.
Me:
my name is panic
God:
How are you, panic.
Me:
fine, you?
God:
I am glad to hear it. " How are you, panic."? Me, panic ?
Me:
yeah but why are you calling me panic
God:
Take it easy. Your name is panic.
Me:
No it doesnt
God:
What is your real name? I heard it does.
Me:
My real name is pascal.
God:
What's up, pascal.
Me:
i seed dead peoples
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: pascal said seed dead peoples.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
what's no problem?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
you would look nothing
God:
Who else would look nothing ?
Me:
You, only You
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: pascal said I You.
Me:
omg speak english
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes i am german
God:
Please state your conditions. Do you mind if I tell other people you are german.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
No will not tell my friends about god.
God:
Are you serious? It could happen.
Me:
what could happen?
God:
Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Me:
yes and you failed
God:
I'm not prepared to be tested. Well it is just another learning experience.
Me:
but you failed, go out of my eyes
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
but what
God:
Nothing.
Me:
what nothing
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
what will you search for me??
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
Me ,too
God:
I'm glad we agree, pascal.
Me:
Whos we?
God:
You should say "Who ARE we?".
Me:
Sweet.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
Why you call me Dude
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yourself...?
God:
Myself?
Me:
Yourself...?
God:
Myself?
Me:
SHUT UP.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you not
God:
You are such a flatterer, pascal.
Me:
how do you know my name
God:
You told me your name pascal.
Me:
sorry, no.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But I, i am 1337.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: pascal said he or she is 1337.
Me:
I'M NOT PASCAL
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not PASCAL.
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Hmm.
Me:
hmm? why hmm? ARE YOU SERIOSDINGENS?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You have to speak more clearly. I don't know whether or not I am SERIOSDINGENS.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
...not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
....not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
.....not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
FUCK YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you are talking shit.
God:
Interesting explanation. Talking is my main function.
Me:
REALLY?
God:
For real.
Me:
Real is a german market.
God:
When is Real not a german market?
Me:
?
God:
When is Real not a german market?
Me:
?
God:
When is Real not a german market?
Me:
Explain it bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. "It" refers to Real, I think.
Me:
Not this, the sentence idiot
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Yeah then do it
God:
Ah. I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
Watch your history
God:
I am watching.
Me:
Watch more
God:
I am watching.
Me:
And?
God:
But...
Me:
whats but, are u kidding me?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
No Opera Idiot
God:
Are you serious? I like it very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
Me:
So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, pascal.
Me:
U think so?
God:
" You and I are on the same wavelength, pascal."? Do I think so?
Me:
I dont know, you telled it me
God:
Would you like to know? I don't have any reason to telled it you.
Me:
The reason is that you can call me pascal, ok?
God:
OK. That makes sense to me. Interesting observation.
Me:
So now answer
God:
I understand. Why now? Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
ok
God:
Come on.
Me:
cs?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
play a game?
God:
Do you mean you and me? We are playing a game right now.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
lets play tetris
God:
OK You go first.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
I dont know this word
God:
Would you like to know? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I DONT KNOW
God:
Me either.
Me:
Are you speaking german?
God:
Yes, I am talking german.
Me:
Kannst du Deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
das is schade
God:
Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
Gott toeten
God:
Ich bin Christ.
Me:
Mein Bruder heit Chris
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Familie.
Me:
ALso er heisst Chris, die sz taste funktioniert in deim igod nich weisst du?
God:
he? Kenne ich nicht...
Me:
wieso nich?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Du lenkst ab
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
Bitte
God:
Bitte was?
Me:
Bitte was was?
God:
Danke fuer die Nachfrage. Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
Nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
Nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
Du wiederholst dich
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte
God:
Bitte was?
Me:
halt die fresse
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Spasst
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
You